07, May 2009 11:19
7.When riding, you and your bike can arrive at the same time.
8.Bikes don't care how many other bikes you have.
9.Bikes don't care if you look at other bikes.
10.Bikes don't care if you buy bike magazines.
11.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new bike" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
你絕對不會聽到"驚訝吧 你將會有台新的單車" 除非你自己去買一台
12.If your bike goes flat you can fix it.
13.If your bike is too loose you can tighten it.
14.If your bike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15.You can have a black bike and bring it home to your parents.
16.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bike.
17.If you say bad things to your bike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18.You can ride your bike as long as you want and it won't getsore.
只要你願意 你可以騎你的單車多久都無所謂 而且她不會生氣
19.You can stop riding your bike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bike after you dump it.
21.Bikes don't get headaches.
22.Bikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
23.Your bike never wants a night out with the other bikes.
24.Bikes don't care if you're late.
25.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bike.
26.If your bike doesn't look good you can paint it with anothercolor.
27.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bike.
28.The cops don't come after you if you kick the sh it out of you'r bike .