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[轉貼]單車比女人好的28個理由

7.When riding, you and your bike can arrive at the same time. 出去騎的時候 你和你的單車可以同時候抵達 8.Bikes don't care how many other bikes you have. 單車不會在意你有多少部其他的單車 9.Bikes don't care if you look at other bikes. 單車不會在意你盯著其他的單車看 10.Bikes don't care if you buy bike magazines. 單車不會在意你去買單車雜誌 11.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new bike" unless you go out to buy one yourself. 你絕對不會聽到"驚訝吧 你將會有台新的單車" 除非你自己去買一台 12.If your bike goes flat you can fix it. 如果你的單車破胎了 你可以自己修好 13.If your bike is too loose you can tighten it. 如果你的單車太鬆了 你可以自己轉緊 14.If your bike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it. 如果你的單車沒調整好 你不需要跟她討論策略 15.You can have a black bike and bring it home to your parents. 你可以有台黑單車並帶回家給父母看 16.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bike. 你不會嫉妒影響你單車的那個傢伙 17.If you say bad things to your bike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. 如果你說你的單車壞話 你不需要在下次騎她之前對她道歉 18.You can ride your bike as long as you want and it won't getsore. 只要你願意 你可以騎你的單車多久都無所謂 而且她不會生氣 19.You can stop riding your bike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. 在任何時候你都可以停下不騎你的單車而不會覺得沮喪 20.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bike after you dump it. 你的父母不會在你把單車拋棄後 還繼續跟她聯絡 21.Bikes don't get headaches. 單車不會頭疼 22.Bikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider. 即使你是一個很差的騎士單車不會譏笑你 23.Your bike never wants a night out with the other bikes. 你的單車絕不會想跟其他的單車出去一整個晚上 24.Bikes don't care if you're late. 單車不會在意你遲到 25.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bike. 在騎你的單車之前 你不需要先去洗個澡 26.If your bike doesn't look good you can paint it with anothercolor. 如果你的單車長的不好看你可以把她換一個顏色 27.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your bike. 當跟一大群人在一起時 你可以盡情談論上回騎你的單車的愉快經驗 28.The cops don't come after you if you kick the sh it out of you'r bike . 如果你拋棄你的單車 警察不會來找你麻煩
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